"*Throws the Xbox at Bill's head. Then throws one at his neck, his chest, his arms, his legs, and the place which is best not to go into detail about.*" -Shade

Geordi: "Data... I made that joke seven years ago."
Data: "I know.... I just got it!"

"And stand unrivalled Queen of Cheese." -James McIntyre

"Faantasy88: Mary Lou: I'll take swords, for 500.
Faantasy88: Gamon:...it's 'S' words. S. Words."

"That skunk is the best friend a crazy tea addict can have" -Empy Claw

"Great, I'll just shoot myself for bringing it up!" - Homer Simpson

"Cheese is life!" - André Piché

"Follow the yellow brick fish! Follow the yellow brick fish!" -From a friend's comic

"Like some long forgotten poet once said but never wrote down, 'kill it' "

"Happy Birthday Happy! And may you have many more that are cheese filled and emu-free!" -Empy Claw

"Hello Canada, our Eskimo neighbours to the south!" -Group of Americans

"I want to destroy the world with toothpicks and a giant pair of socks!" -Mr. Alien

"You dare to say 'puberty' in front of your own father? Not to mention Mussolini? Doris... we've failed as parents!" -Harry MacAfee of Bye Bye Birdie

"Would you please take your feelings outside miss?" -Fergard Mentar

"A Shade Of All The Colors. Why Cant I Bleed In Shades Of Grey?" -Areku

"THE POWER OF THE DARK SIDE COMPELLS YOU!!!" -Dustin of Balltown

"And somehow we went from Plants to Cows to Styx songs. Coincidence? I think not!" -Mr. Alien

"It's important for us to explain to our nation that life is important. It's not only life of babies, but it's life of children living in, you know, the dark dungeons of the Internet." -George W. Bush

"Like I always say...'Two cucumbers can become pickles, but they're better than a rotten banana'!" -Chyvon

"Or perhaps I can burn my arms off with a blow torch...that sounds more enjoyable." -Skyla

"The only way to live a good life is to act on your emotions." -Heero Yuy

"please extreamly long unreasanible named person...could you shorten the namey up a smidge?" -Happy

"Inside of me is the wretched courge that comes from having no place to run and no escape from hell." - Areku

Because, you are... a puppet. - Jenova

"Rar! I'm Mark! Make love to me then I'll go boss people around and fly and stuff! Rar!" - Empy Claw as Marcus Feathermoss

ShiestPriest: OMG!!!
EmpyClaw: What is it?!
ShiestPriest: *points to a fly on the wall* IT'S GONNA EAT ME!

"Alalaorfaleed!" - Jim McFeatherbury, Final Fantasy Cheese

"Contooontontonnom." - Reno

"The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age." - Lucille Ball

"The best way to kill boredom is to eat it. Eat boredom, it's dead, no more boredom! But then again, boredom comes in hordes, so that's a lot of boredom to eat." - Mr. Alien

"Lifing... sounds like Living gone horribly wrong." -Mr. Alien

"Now, ah'll give ya to thuh count o' three to get offa mah land! One... two... four... uh... nine..." - Ziggy, Final Fantasy Cheese

"SWEET JUMPING LEOPARDS CHINA!" - Gamon

And The Lord said to Claw, "Take up this log of swiss cheese and smite all the sane people with your craziness."
To which Claw replied, "Will that be paper or plastic?"

"If something were to happen to me, all the world's women would grieve." - Edgar, FFVI

"That's why I like boys. They don't suck." - Fuzzy Spatula

"Gonna have to stop border trade now, to stop the flow of idiotic ideas." - Davey

"The judgment marks a key victory for the recording industry, in its aggressive battle against poor high school students and fun." - Jon Stewart

"Have a good night, honey! Oh, by the way, if the babysitter starts using you as a ritual sacrifice, just remember to take deep breaths and voice your opinion." - Gamon

"Lag kills, so does Empy Claw's tendency to go a little crazy when hugging a moose." - Jako